Aug 27 2008
Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson are having a baby sponsored by Mickey’s
Two interesting pieces of news hit yesterday. First, Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are having a baby . I have so many questions. What color hair will this child actually have? Will Tito get up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Will Jenna’s frighteningly skinny arms be able to hold a baby? Does this child have any shot whatsoever at being normal? (I think we already know the answer to that one.)
The second piece of news is that Ortiz signed a sponsorship with Mickey’s . Nothing quite says the miracle of life like malt liquor. At least we can be certain on one thing — the child’s name!
Mickey-Brianna Jameson Ortiz
